22 March, 2008

You Know You Are An MK When...

you think in two languages and cant tell right away which language you are thinking in.

you know what its like to visit five different churches in three days.
... and everyone knows you there - yet you have no idea who they are.

You have a passport, but no driver's license.

You know how to pack...

You wince when people pronounce foreign words.

You are asked if you have lions in your back yard.

You don´t know what to say when people ask for your address.

You prefer boiled sugar water and maple flavoring rather than real maple syrup.

You describe Americans as if you were not one yourself.

you have to think of what time it is for the person you are about to call.

you think in meters, liters and grams - just like everyone but the US.

You speak with authority on the quality of airline travel.

Going home can be used in both directions of flight.

You sort your friends by continents, then countries, then alphabet.

You tell people where you are from and they ask if you can say something.

You believe vehemently that football is played with your foot and a small round spotted ball.

You realize that it IS a small world after all.

Your mom gets excited over finding Doritos at a local store...and buys them all.

You have stopped in the middle of an argument to find the translation of the word you just used.

(011) and (001) are familiar area codes.

You read the international section before the comics.

The nationals say "I knew an American once" and ask you if you know them.
You aren't terribly surprised when you do.

You would be more afraid to send your kids to public school then on an unescorted plane trip.

You look at the Rockies and think "nice hills".

You hesitate before writing the date because you are unsure of whether to write day/month/year, month/day/year or some variation thereof.

You wake up one day and realize you aren't a foreigner anymore.

You wake up one day and realize you are still a foreigner.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

..when even the basic question on the SAT registration forms are quite difficult.

...when you have no idea what country you can get in-state in!

...when your internet home page is the international news.. at age 17!

Anonymous said...

...when you attend SIM conferences every year.
...when you accept the culuture of the country you're in.
...when you're thankful that God has put you there to be a help to the people around you!

Unknown said...

...When you're at home anywhere, but at the same time, never feel fully at home because you've learned that heaven is the only place you'll ever be able to call home.
...When nobody really understands you, but you've learned not to let it bother you, but to go to the One Who does understand you.
...When it seems more normal for everyone to stare at you than for people not to notice you. (Perhaps this only applies in Africa?)
...When you have a broader world view than most people you meet.
...When you have to learn what education system someone uses before telling them what grade you're in.
...When you have to get used to sharing the same experiences with hundreds of different people and make it sound exciting, even though it seems normal to you.

--Raymond Hawkins